True Story of Eye Exam

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I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left." Again, a flawless read. "Now both," I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to finish the exam.








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True Story: Man Says to Therapist

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Patient to therapist, 

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"So bi-polar means 
there's a manic 
phase, right? 
If so, when's 
that gonna happen?
I need to get my 
kitchen floors done!

*From private source with permission. Thanks J.

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The British Are Coming

I found this poster that is available for purchase at Zazzle: http://www.zazzle.com/story_art_the_british_are_coming_hilarious_poster-228774008804608527

I thought it was a riot. I think I might look great on my frig.